Two guinea pigs test the new Nintendo Super Mario hair straighteners. Part of the new Nintenhair range.

Normal service resumed! Look at this picture. In that there piccie the woman is wearing a controller that picks up her brainwaves. Now isn't that bloody frightening! You may well have read one of the other RH correspondants clacking on about where's my virtual reality.....blah blah blah.

Well here it is! Apparently it is just round the corner.....we will be controlling games by thought in a few years time. Now this may well be alright for the ladies who can multi task but what about us blokes. They will be playing Gears of War 5 whilst we struggle with Pac Man.

Seriously though wow...........Just think about the possibilities!

The article I read was in the London Evening Standard. Good old Nintendo are spearheading the reserch into gaming by brain waves. So this means that we will be controlling characters in games with crap, below par, graphics, using innovative control methods. No change there then. Just Imagine...........Cooking Mama using your brain.....or Hamsterz the mind control edition!