I'll tell you what has been bothering me recently!
The picture on the left will give you a bloody clue.
That's right it's the "Zapper".
Nintendo have done it again haven't they. Not satisfied with making me obsessively trawl every godforesaken game emporium in the land for a Wii in the first place. No, that isn't good enough!!
No they now want me to obsessively look bloody everywhere for a piece of bent plastic that the 'mote and the nunchuk sit in.
"Why do you want this bent bit of plastic" I hear you ask. Is it because it comes with a free game which is basically an update of Duck Hunt, NO! Its because it's bloody Nintendo and I want one. I have fallen hook, line and sinker for your hold it back from them so they'll want it more mind games........................SATISFIED ARE YA !!!!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Editors Note:-
After writing this our elderly correspondant was taken to A+E after that throbby vein in the side of his head popped from hyper tension. Retro Head would like to inform our readers that he is recovering well and playing Advance Wars on his DS :-).

PEACE!